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User:	kylescutie (240446)	View all of 'em
Name:	Black Squeak
Location:	Melbourne, Australia
Birthdate:	1986-09-30
Email:	south_park_chick@hotmail.com
AO(Hell) IM:	AngelicHedgehog (Add Buddy, Send Message)
Yahoo! ID:	dvda_chick (Add User, Send Message)
MSN Username:	south_park_chick@hotmail.com
Bio	Humm...I like pie. ^^ Feeling sexy? Good, me too. Bored? Click here. Eat tacos. Read my journal. I'm interesting, I swear. Just look at my profile... I'll be your friend! I'm lazy. Sex is shiny. I'm going now. ::poof:: Be glad this isn't a mirror... ~*~My Silly Imagination~*~ ::giggles:: Wow! Hi! You must be really bored if you're visiting my stupid profile! Ah well, welcome anyway! Enjoy your stay; I just ask one thing, see that wombat in the corner? ::points to the corner:: Don't pet him, he gets really pissed off if you touch him. He'll start chucking bits of decomposed flesh at you if you're not careful. ::nods:: ~*~Current Projects~*~ Yes well, I am currently working on a project called "Save the Llama Foundation". It is designed to save the Llamas from extinction...oh sure, the Government say they don't need saving and won't give me the money for funding but they'll see! One day the Llamas will need saving! One day I'll succeed! Even if it means killing half the Llama population just to prove my point... ~*~Hobbies~*~ On Sunday afternoons, after Gilligan's Island, I like to go down to the old folk's home and help them tie up their shoelaces. It makes me feel good about myself. On the nite of a full moon, I like to run around the streets covered in 45c stamps, screaming "I am the Messiah!". It gets the blood flowing. And finally, on Tuesday and Thursday nites, I like to sit up until five in the morning and watch The Home Shopping Network. It creates Stamina. ~*~Family Life~*~ I'm married to a beautiful, red lava lamp named Sampson. We're currently living in a shoebox under my parents' bed. We've been together for five years and have given birth to three wonderful slinkies! Another one's on the way. We're thinking about calling him Cantankerous...we're looking for a second opinion. ~*~My Best Friend~*~ My best friend in the whooooole world is...Mr. Napkin. ::pets it:: I have an unexplainable bond with him, I take him everywhere. ::strokes it:: He is my will to live, he is my security blanket, he is my-- ::a gust of wind comes out of nowhere and blows him away:: NO! Come back Mr. Napkin! ::runs after him:: ~*~Life's Unsolved Mystery~*~ David Phillips is the type of guy that just loves pudding. Now, it just can't be any type of pudding. It must be Healthy Choice brand in those individual serving type containers. Phillips ended up buying 12,150 containers of this yummy stuff for his family. Why would anyone want so much pudding? Why did it have to be Healthy Choice brand? And what could any typical family do with all of this pudding? ~*~*~*~ Okay, on a serious level now, my name is Amy and this is my journal. ^^; Please, feel free to add me as a friend; I love meeting new people! Please, if you want to add me, check my interests first, so that we have something in common! ^^; I'm not friends' only, so I welcome nearly everybody! There are, however, some people I'd rather not add me/add back. Such as: Heavily religious people Racist people Highly abusive people Homophobes PeEpS wHo TaLk LyK dIs CoS iT gEtS rEaL aNnOyInG And so on...you get the picture. :P Obsessions South Park Rocky Horror Picture Show Queer As Folk Tenacious D Music Guitars Invader Zim Sleep The Sims Pie Shiny objects Candy Pogo sticks My beloved Tim Tim Pickle Feel free to add me, if you so desire, and I'll be sure to add you back! ^^;
Interests:	150: ., ace frehley, ace ventura, acting, aerosmith, air, alcohol, alice cooper, aluminium, anime, baseketball, bass, being lazy, being weird, black sabbath, blue's clues, body fluids, bryan adams, bubble wrap, bubbles, cannibal! the musical, chocolate, chocolate milk, clean underwear, clouds, coke cans, comedians, comedy, complaining, concerts, cows, crank yankers, crayons, cuddles, deep blue something, def leppard, dian bachar, dire straits, dozing, drums, dvda, eating, evangelion, family ties, fanfiction, floors, fluff, foo fighters, food, forks, friends, funny noises, fuzzy things, gale harold, gene simmons, gilmore girls, gir, guitar, hating avril, having fun, hyperness, ice cream, insanity, invader zim, jack black, jhonen vasquez, jim carey, jthm, kanoodling, kiss, kyle gass, laughing, lava lamps, led zepplin, loud music, love, matt stone, metallica, michael j. fox, money, monty python, movies, music, my boy, nirvana, noodles, orgazmo, paper, paul stanley, peter criss, pez, pez dispensers, phones, photos, pie, pillows, pimple cream, plastic, playdough, plectrums, poems, pogo sticks, pringles, purple, purple markers, pyjamas, queer as folk, quizzes, rainbows, rammstein, redskins, reel big fish, robin williams, rock, rocks, rocky horror picture show, sailor moon, salt, school holidays, sex, shiny things, sleeping, sleeping in, slinkies, snoozing, soda, south park, spleens, sporks, stones, sugar, tape recorders, tenacious d, that's my bush, the osbournes, the sims, the swedish chef, thumb tacks, trey parker, unique people, v, van halen, walls, wayne's world, wayne's world 2, web cams, weird people, wizz fizz, writing, you. [Modify yours]
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Stalking:	12: cosmo_rox, kennysgoddess, ladyj, lavawolf, minyafalas, miss_world666, natzpark, nochance, painfulsolitude, psychoash22, squeezystan, tweeky
Stalked By	8: cosmo_rox, dark_sachiel, kennysgoddess, ladyj, nochance, painfulsolitude, psychoash22, tweeky
Account type:	Free User

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